Every NFL team in one sentence after WEEK 1.

Patriots - Still cheating?

Steelers - Your secondary is in trouble, but Williams and bell might be able to run you all the way to the playoffs.

Bears - I feel sorry for Chicago sports fans and Matt Forte

Packers - Jordy Nelson's absence will show vs better opponent

Chiefs - Alex Smith is much better than a "game manager"

Texans - No quarterback? it's going to be a long year.

Jets - Same ol' green, run the ball and play defense.

Browns - You might have something with Johnny, give him a full season audition

Bills - Where the hell did you guys find Tyrod Taylor?

Colts - Maybe it was not the running back and it's the offensive line.

Dolphins - The worst performance out of the AFC east. 

Washington - Why is RG3 still on the roster? 

Panthers - The most unimpressive win of the week. 

Jaguars - How can you see what you have in Blake Bortles if there is a lack of skill players around him?

Rams - This team could be scary, they have real defense and a real offense.

Seahawks - I am not in to counting anyone else money, but I think it is time to pay Kam.

Cardinals - Not having Todd Bowles will have a long term impact on this defense. 

Saints - The game was close until the 4th quarter you gotta have more the 20 rush attempts in the game.

Chargers - Got to get a running game to win more than 8 games this year. 

Lions - This defense is a lot better than they showed in Week 1. 

Titans - The Titans may have the perfect game plan that complements rookie quarterback.

Bucs - anyone can have a bad game, Winston will be better.

Bengals - It was the raiders I am not that impressed. 

Raiders - I like Carr a lot and I think he has some receivers he can work with and surprise some people. 

Broncos - Peyton looked average I think they should worry.

Ravens - The offense has to be better, but they played against a really good defense. 

Giants - They will regret giving away a game where they will not get a lot this year. 

Cowboys - It should be optional for Romo to wear pads because he is not getting touch when he drops back to pass. 

Falcons - They might have a real defense this year, game changer and should win the division.

Eagles - I always thought Mark Sanchez should start for this team. 

49ers - I like the black jerseys

Vikings - AP has gotta get more than 10 carries. 

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